Jane is fine, she's eating freshly grilled organic chicken and cous cous (yes, cous cous) and annoying cat Bill. Thank God. She's the cutest damn dog in the world and it kills me to see her having any weirdness after all she's been through and conquered already in her life.

I continue to be enormous. When I eat, there's a little ridge of crumbs along the top of my belly. I have to drape a napkin over my front before anything goes into my mouth. Now I know why Evelyn calls the bump "the crumbcatcher"! She's been through it 3 times - each one was a boy.

My friend Nancy is going to Florida, and I'm jealous. Marcellino and I were hoping to go for a long weekend and swim with dolphins. I hope she does that - I mean, how cool would it be to swim with a dolphin? Part of me is like, we really shouldn't be doing that kind of thing, but another part of me is like, well, at least they're safe, cared for and not in danger from tuna fishermen. Venus and Mars in Libra makes it very difficult for me to just see one side of certain things and have a clear cut opinion. But my moon in taurus makes damn sure that once my mind is made up, that's it! I'm a pain in the ass.

Did anyone catch American Idol last night? I did. It was just coming on when I came home (we keep the tv on for Jane & Bill during the day). I can't understand why they have to be so cruel to some of the people who audition. I don't mind if the person is an arrogant shithead and they're asking for it, but even then, some of them are very young and behaving like that toward them doesn't do anything positive. There was one guy who tried to sing a Michael Jackson song, and it was brutal. But they laughed, laughed, laughed at him. Then when he begged to sing another song, they let him and laughed again. He was a nice guy. It takes guts to do what he did and I just don't get the pleasure that people take in failure. And there was a girl who dressed like a hooker who couldn't sing. They weren't rude to her, but she went on and on and on about the judges, like 20 minutes of bullshit out of this chick's mouth...I guess that's reality tv, but shit, I don't want that kind of reality in my space, you know? I've got enough reality from the Nutty Neighbor.

Speaking of her, do any of you have "Nutty Neighbor" stories you want to share? I think I told you about mine. I'll check, and if I haven't, I'll do a post just for her! More later!